Crashing into teddy bears

I got in and out of the OCP today in an hour. Awesome. I was reflecting on my luck in the bus, where there was a really little kid squirming around in the seat across from me. When the bus took off, she flew through the air and belly-flopped on my knee by accident. Cried so much the bus driver had to stop and come back to make sure she was okay (she was). The poor mom was so embarrassed and kept apologizing to me over and over. I was fine... little kid tummies are pretty soft. I swear, these things only happen to me!