Fixed!

A couple of nights ago, I sat down on my bed and accidentally popped three slats out of place. I went and reported the problem to the front desk yesterday morning, much to their general amusement.

After I had two rather uncomfortable nights of sleep, the repairman came this afternoon to pop the slats back in place. When I showed him the bed, he got a highly amused look on his face and said, "Eh, vous savez, faut pas faire des folies dessus!"

I protested my innocence, but I don't think he believed me...