Dear Mom,

Please send American deodorant. Thanks. Love, Me.

Seriously, y'all... I ran out of American deodorant yesterday. Went to Migros to buy some European deodorant and was dismayed by the selection. Saw one that was supposedly "hypo-allergenic" and rejoiced... until I read the ingredients and saw that it contained fragrance.

Note to all of the deodorant makers out there: a hell of a lot of people are allergic to fragrance. Myself included.

So now I am suffering from a headache from my fragrance-containing deodorant and can't wait to get my hands on some Secret unscented solid sticks.

That care package can't come quickly enough!