Monday, December 31, 2007

What medical condition do you have?

"E.D."

"Feminine itching."

"Overactive bladder."

"If you have an erection lasting over four hours..."

"Vaginal dryness."

"I have herpes."

And the latest, heard on TV just this afternoon... "May cause a reduction in semen."

I am so glad these medical catchphrases do not exist on Swiss television.

2 comments:

The Lone Beader said...

Ewwww...

snoogs said...

My favorite is: If you have an erection lasting over 4 hours, please seek medical attention.