I'm not lying

...when I say that it would take World War III to wake me up.

My roommate invited several friends over last night. They all got very drunk and had a very loud karaoke session into the wee hours of the morning. They were so loud that even in our no-noise-restrictions student residence, people from all the other apartments on the floor came and knocked repeatedly on our front door to tell them to shut up.

And I slept through it all.