Achoo!

After the highly unpleasant conversation I had with John this morning, I took an hour-and-a-half-long power walk to burn off all the negative energy I was feeling. One of my friends called me when I was on a particularly busy stretch of road with lots of trucks speeding by, honking their horns. This particularly busy stretch of road was also bordered by a wall with something along the lines of lavendar or wisteria growing all over it. And since my allergies are acting up... I sneezed.

"Oh my God! Kitty? Kitty?! Are you okay??? Kitty, are you there?!"

"Um, yeah... I just sneezed. Why?"

"Oh. I thought you got hit by a car..."

Maybe I need to learn to cultivate a more delicate, ladylike sneeze.