In which we discover that I write bad poetry

I caught Dixie's Thursday haiku--it's contagious!

I'm watching TV
Criminal Minds is scary
Psycho killers, yikes!

Rain, rain, go away
I want to go to the beach
Warm sun, sand, and surf!

Brand new nail polish
Pretty, coppery toes
And sparkly fingers.

Ran out of peaches
Must go buy more at Migros
So sweet and juicy.

I feel so boring
Hours spent in the library
Do that to a girl.